Young&Dumb

stif1ed:

i” MFUCKING CRYING NEW ICON APPRECIATION POST EVERYONE GO TELL MARIA SHE’S A BABE

YES ITS AMAZING OMFG

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via laughing-llama)

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

(Source: sorry, via sorry)

pornolympics:

*still jackin it in my coffin*

(via laughing-llama)

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

(via lubricates)

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senorpacman:

allybear445:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

for someone who speaks French….this is fucking awful. 

im sorry but im a professional frencher, this is the most accurate french language you’ll ever purchase, I promise you this

(via laughing-llama)

chilledoutcatgirl:

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

This is going too far now

(via stability)

cxrtez:

*gets a compliment*

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(via santa)

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

(via unescapable)

religiousmom:

butnotfreeman:

religiousmom:

the cigarette thing in the fault in our stars is so dumb you are wasting your money on an industry that is one of the largest causes of cancer just so you can make some lame ass far fetched metaphor

NO YOU ARE INCORRECT AND CLOSE MINDED ON SO MANY LEVELS

are you suggesting that it is close minded to say that cigarettes are a leading cause of cancer

(via fallouthumans)

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

(via fallouthumans)