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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via gnarly)

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refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via phobias)

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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stacylaynematthews:

singing along to Azealia Banks likeimage

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joshpecksister:

joshpeck:

okie?

dokie.

(via hotboyproblems)

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hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif, via orgasm)

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via condom)

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rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(via phobias)

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xanush:

tr-ibal:

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Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.
villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
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